The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Nabers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.