The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nabers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.