The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Nabers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The QB looks at Nabers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.