The Phantom Holding Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- The QB looks at Nabers exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Nabers gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.