The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Nabers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nabers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.