The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Nabers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Nabers, Nabers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.