The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Nabers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.