The Snap Count Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Nabers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nabers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.