The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Nabers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nabers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.