The Hamstring Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Nabers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nabers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.