The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malik Nabers
Malik Nabers · NYG · WR
“Nabers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nabers was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nabers's week
- Nabers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Nabers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nabers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Nabers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Nabers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Nabers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.