The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.