The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.