The Phantom Flag Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.