The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.