The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.