The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.
84%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.