The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.