The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.