The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.