The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.