The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.