The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Washington's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.