The Phantom Holding Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.