The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.