The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.