The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.