The Hamstring Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.