The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.