The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.