The Hamstring Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.