The Phantom Holding Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.