The Dropped Pass Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.