The Butter-Finger Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.
- Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.