The Late Scratch Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.