The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.