The Inch-Short Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Washington is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.