The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.