The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
89%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Washington drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.