The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Washington sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.