The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Washington, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.