The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.