The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Washington scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Washington scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Justin Jefferson
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- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.