The Phantom Flag Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Washington drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Washington, Washington, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Chris Olave
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.