The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Washington's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Washington was due a breakout.
88%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Washington's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.