The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“Washington tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Washington's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.