The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The QB looks at Washington exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington's stadium. Only over Washington.
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.