The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malik Washington
Malik Washington · MIA · WR
“The broadcast shows Washington on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malik Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malik Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malik Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.