The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Redman lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
80%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Redman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.