The Snap Count Hex of Mark Redman
Mark Redman · GB · TE
“Redman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Redman's week
- Redman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Redman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Redman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Redman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Redman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Redman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.